WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED
Men Are Just Happier People–What do
you expect from such simple
creatures. Your last name stays put. The
garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care of themselves. Chocolate is just
another snack. You can be President.
You can never be pregnant. You can
wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The
world is your urinal. You never have to
drive to another gas station restroom
because this one is just too icky. You
don’t have to stop and think of which
way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work,
more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5,000. Tux rental – $100.
People never stare at your chest when
you’re talking to them. New shoes don’t
cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30
seconds flat. You know stuff about
tanks. A five-day vacation requires only
one suitcase. You can open all your own
jars. You get extra credit for the
slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
someone forgets to invite you, he or she
can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three–
pack. Three pairs of shoes are more
than enough. You almost never have
strap problems in public. You are unable
to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original
color. The same hairstyle lasts for years,
maybe decades. You only have to shave
your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.. One
wallet and one pair of shoes–one color
for all seasons. You wear shorts no
matter how your legs look. You can “do”
your nails with a pocket knife. You have
freedom of choice concerning growing a
moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25
relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
Send this to the women who can handle
it and to the men who will enjoy reading
it.
NOT WRITTEN BY NANCY SALAZAR
(But because I was raised with five brother, boy do I agree with most of this. lol!)
LOVE YOUR SPOUSE 
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